May 2013
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’  then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
300 notes
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siiiiiigh
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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metallicaofficial: All these people starin’ at me like they’ve never moshed alone in their car before
May 19th
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May 19th
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getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 
May 19th
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May 19th
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whiny moment of the day: i don’t understand why my dad is making me clean my room and i’m not allowed to go anywhere or do anything until i do so. i understand that it’s messy, but it’s my mess contained in my room which you never enter. and i’m also almost 21 years old. i’d understand if i was in high school or something but like i’m an adult???  sorry...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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3 tags
May 18th
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urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
May 18th
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1 tag
May 18th
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UGH THE BREEDER THAT I WANNA BUY MY BEARDIE FROM AND THE ONE I WANT MY HOGNOSE FROM ARE BOTH GOING TO BE AT THE CONVENTION  I CAN’T DO IT  I’M GONNA BRING HOME TWO BABIES
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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ameliaoswalds: doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY DOCTOR WHO TODAY doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today doctor who today DOCTOR WHO TODAY ...
May 18th
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the struggle is gonna be so real when i get my bearded dragon- only because i’m getting him at a reptile convention and straight from a breeder and i also want a hognose snake really bad and it’s gonna be hard to resist getting both of them.  i’m going to be a poor ass bitch that month. 
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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bangthebassistfrommcr: the chubby lead singer that lost weight the short, energetic one the quiet one the one with the hair that everyone forgets the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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1 tag
May 17th
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idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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