fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
metallicaofficial: All these people starin’ at me like they’ve never moshed alone in their car before
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
whiny moment of the day: i don’t understand why my dad is making me clean my room and i’m not allowed to go anywhere or do anything until i do so. i understand that it’s messy, but it’s my mess contained in my room which you never enter. and i’m also almost 21 years old. i’d understand if i was in high school or something but like i’m an adult??? sorry...
urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
UGH THE BREEDER THAT I WANNA BUY MY BEARDIE FROM AND THE ONE I WANT MY HOGNOSE FROM ARE BOTH GOING TO BE AT THE CONVENTION I CAN’T DO IT I’M GONNA BRING HOME TWO BABIES
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the struggle is gonna be so real when i get my bearded dragon- only because i’m getting him at a reptile convention and straight from a breeder and i also want a hognose snake really bad and it’s gonna be hard to resist getting both of them. i’m going to be a poor ass bitch that month.
bangthebassistfrommcr: the chubby lead singer that lost weight the short, energetic one the quiet one the one with the hair that everyone forgets the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers